A real chance to assist Dr. Health in his life's work; a chance to help spread the word to your friends. They don't see there problems as pathetic?  Well, tell them to look in the mirror.  What do they see; their beauty? Their homeliness?  Does it even matter?

Yes it does!  What they should see is reality.  Your friends are probably people who no one really cares about and with this message worn proudly on your chest you will be giving them some real hope. You're letting them know where to find AMAZING ANSWERS TO THEIR PATHETIC PROBLEMS.